1925 properly checking feet with x-rays, what could go wrong?

1925 demand Bayer Aspirin

1912 HORLICK'S MALTED MILK

1900 Good Understudies

John "Ah, you should get married, Janet, and then you would have someone to look after you."

Janet "Me! Me get married! What would I do with a man? I've got a parrot that swears and a monkey that smokes, and that's quite enough for me."

Indianapolis Press joke

Timmons "I don't want to be vain, but my writings often remind me of Tennyson."

Simmons "Me too, Tennyson is also dead."

1912 Borden's Evaporated Milk