Friday, June 30, 2017

A TRIVIAL OFFENSE 1900


Judge: So you stole from this man a gold watch with a plated chain?
Prisoner: Only the chain, your honor. But the watch was hanging from the end of it.

Saturday, June 10, 2017

1900 Uncharitable



Young Wife: I made my husband's acquaintance at a charity bazaar.

Her Dearest Friend: And did he marry you out of charity?