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A TRIVIAL OFFENSE 1900
Judge: So you stole from this man a gold watch with a plated chain?
Prisoner: Only the chain, your honor. But the watch was hanging from the end of it.
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1900 Uncharitable
Young Wife: I made my husband's acquaintance at a charity bazaar.
Her Dearest Friend: And did he marry you out of charity?
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1900 Good Understudies
John "Ah, you should get married, Janet, and then you would have someone to look after you."
Janet "Me! Me get married! What would I do with a man? I've got a parrot that swears and a monkey that smokes, and that's quite enough for me."
Friday, May 19, 2017
Indianapolis Press joke
Timmons "I don't want to be vain, but my writings often remind me of Tennyson."
Simmons "Me too, Tennyson is also dead."
Thursday, May 18, 2017
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